New Contest

There is a new contest! But I am not going to reveal the other one so if you only want to do this contest and not the other one, or the other way around. Anyway, This contest is going to be a funny one! Whoever comes up with the funniest conversation wins! For example:





Stapi101:Sup?
BubblyBobby:Well, my girlfreind broke up with me, and my gold fish died, im in denial, i lost my job, and...........
Stapi101:When someone asks you "Sup?" you're supposed to say "No'in, Sup with you?"
Bubblybobby:Oh. Well back to me. And im broke, and im homeless,and.....................

Rules:
1.It MUST be your own work
2.It MUST be appropriate
3.It can't be mean
4.It can't make anyone look bad or mean. BUT it can make people look good

Good luck!